The Cock’s Comb: THE UDBS lads’ haircut!

 

Passing by across a bevy of hot chics, something couldn’t elude my attention. It actually brought me to a halt and I matched back generously, tail coiled in between my legs like a dog in surrender of its Alpha. Since I am a UDBS (University of Dar es Salaam Business School) chap, inquisitive and assertive to discover what that the chatter was about. Approaching the ladies in disguise, I sensitively inquire about the matter at hand, the ladies in unison all asked me; why do the UDBS gents have long heads? Alas! What did they mean? Caught off-guard I insisted on getting to the gist of the subject.

The ladies unbothered revealed to me that all UDBS chaps had all but one hairstyle; short-bristle like by the sides, and the dark forest mahogany at the top of the head; some with funny haircuts leaving behind one strand of hair as though the combs of a cock glowing red, the few with zebra-like stripes missing strands of hair and the weird ones with curly hair that we would imagine shall never be straight unless shocked by electricity.

One laments about personal appearance in public yet you still don the weird hairstyles of the early 90’s. Managers they claim to be, with a few already adding the prestigious CPA title to their names, some even dare to say they own auditing firms. If only hairstyles mattered; UDBS chaps would surely dance their way up to the managerial seat, but facts hurt being gentleman requires standard and with that funny haircut, hehehehehehe! My brother!