Why going to the bar with your girlfriend isn’t the Smartest idea

Clubbing is a custom engraved in the hearts of most campusers. University students can afford to miss major meals in a week, in the name of saving for drinks on Friday night #Elements. This is utterly okay because well, who doesn’t wanna have fun? But I’m here to warn you that it’s a bad idea to go to the bar with your girlfriend. I vindicate my reasons thus:
Your girlfriend will kill the fun
However wild your girlfriend might be, she will always want to be the only thing on your mind whenever there are immense distractions. Behind the good music, adrenaline-shooting drinks and attractive-as-hell girls, bae will want to be your only point of focus. But then again, the club is a place to lose yourself; flirt, grind, steal kisses and even fondle random girls, just to please your heights and nothing more. I can reliably assure you that no serious girlfriend will let you do any of this.

You won’t get anytime to unwind with the guys.

See, your homeboys will be there for you always. After a week of many boring lectures and tests, they expect you to sit, drink, joke and reminisce on sweet memories with them. Bae won’t understand why the boys left you and her at the bar, just after two drinks, giving uncorroborated excuses. The truth is they detest the fact that she cannot let them chill with you for a while.

Your girl will be stolen. 
Don’t get me wrong. I am not trying to say that your girl is cheap. Face facts! We are all human and crave greener pastures. Now don’t let your girl convince you that she will say no to Bakhresa’s son when he comes hitting on her — she will actually fly like a G6! Yes this will happen irrespective of you going with her or not but come on, seeing another dude– a cool dude come after your chic is intimidating. You rather hear but not see it.

The Englishman said, “A word to a wise is enough.” I hope my advice made sense. Till then, good people.